Chaucerettescs

For Sean. I was bored:



I adore Halloween and am so.pumped.for.the.party. As I mentioned to Leah, Nick and I might be up to a half an hour late. Neither he nor I have the gas money this week for me to go get him, so his parents need to do it. Problem is, his mum can't get there until 6-6:30, putting him in Brighton around 7:45. Wonderful. And I can't go on ahead because he needs to come to my place for part of his costume. Being dressed like Marie Antoinete will probably make waiting around even more depressing.

In other news, I changed my own earrings without assitance and/or flailing, which is good. The one ear is still very difficult to work with since it has a big bump at the site of the piercing, making it hard to find the exit hole.

Finally, I need to go in and talk to my counselors this week as I would like to finish my Associate's this upcoming semester. However, that means taking 22 credits when the maximum is 17. But it's only six classes (only one more than what I'm taking this semester) and only 4 more hours of class a week than what I'm taking his semester. Which I'm more than capable of handling, but I know they're going to dick with me. That's the only thing I dislike about Community College, the counselors can be very condescending. They don't mean to be; they just are. Take the average bumbling counselor and multiply it by 3. It's like they assume that because you're at Community, you must be stupid, which is an implication I resent as stupid people are the exception there, not the rule. Our teachers don't treat us like morons, so why should the administration? Whatever.

I think I've found one indicative of what goes on in my head all the time.



I cannot watch this without losing my shit laughing. Gael's little dance! The tattoos! Their big bobble heads! Their apathetic expressions! The way the mouth lines keep showing up so that they look like marionettes!

I need to spend less time on the internet.

(I swear this will be the last of these I post.... for now)

Oh my God, the mood I'm in today. Lol, you have no idea. You know those moments when writing gets a little too dark? This is one of those moments. And here's the remedy:

This is the greatest thing ever.



Buffy: *bolts awake* *Sighs* ... Get out.
Edward: I like watching you sleep... it's, um, it's kind of fasc-
Buffy: Get out or I will drop you out, head first.

LOL

(From Gael's new movie... in which he plays a soccer star who wants to be a singer...but is rubbish at singing)


LOL IS THIS REAL LIFE? 0________O

btw, this is how I feel after watching the MTV Movie Awards:

Seriously.

To make myself feel better, I reread Growing Up Cullen. It is the only thing that makes this festering excuse of a series bearable.

GUC is a series of AIM chats that chronical the life of the Cullen family, based on the (canon) theory that Edward is a prudish emo virgin who spends all his time cultivating hobbies while the rest of his family are off having crazy sex. I'm reccing all the parts of it since Katelyn and Sean both need to read it, ASAP.

Part I: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS

Part II: HARRY POTTER IS A GENTLEMAN, EMMETT

Part III: YES OF COURSE I IRON MY UNDERWEAR. I AM NOT A HEATHEN, EMMETT. oh emmett, you will never go back once you have your undergarments ironed. trust me, it is refreshing. SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD A BIT OF SPRAY STARCH, IF I AM FEELING PARTICULARLY DARING.

Part IV: IT IS VERY INCONSIDERATE TO MOAN SO LOUDLY WHEN SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO RECORD ORIGINAL PIANO CONCERTOS

Part V : oxymoronassoc: lol remember edward and his fake myspaces?
saint_renegade: emmett spends hours setting them up and he friends people from the forks and shit as edward
oxymoronassoc: HAI BELLA U R REEL HAWT. WNT 2 B FRNDZ? PS I WTCH U SLEP
saint_renegade: (WANNA CYBER?
oxymoronassoc: under hobbies it is all STALKING BITCHES,CUTTING BRAKE LINES, SMELLING YOUR DELICIOUS BACONY SCENT, WRITING EMO BULLSHIT POETRY, SINGING SONGS THAT MAKE SAM BEAM WANT TO KILL HIMSELF, vulvas (as a misspelling of volvos), moose hunting in the artic, killing babies, third party baby daddies, strong arming a ho, being celibate, not getting with the times, alphabetizing cd collections
saint_renegade: READING N SHIT, crying like a bitch, motherfucking gangsta rap, jesus n shit, phil Collins, that one bitch running for president of alaska or whatever.


lol, so good.

saint_renegade: he's totally a social republican
oxymoronassoc: I DO NOT VOTE JUST BECAUSE KANYE WEST TOLD ME TO
saint_renegade: THIS NATION IS GOING TO HELL
oxymoronassoc: THE MORALS OF THIS COUNTRY ARE IN THE TOILET
oxymoronassoc: IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU EMMETT
saint_renegade: WHAT'S NEXT, ARE PEOPLE GOING TO WANT TO MARRY THEIR PETS?
oxymoronassoc: WITH YOUR LOOSE VALUES
oxymoronassoc: DUDE YOUR KID IS MARRYING THE DOG

I am so excited for the Where The Wild Things Are movie:



At last, something that doesn't utterly rape my childhood...



Ok, ngl, I giggled.

D'awwwww. :D




This child reminds me of myself at her age to a terrifying degree




LOLOLOL This is my favorite.

Can I touch it?
Ok.
*Recoils* No?

Me and Chase have been going around doing that to everything.

Strangest Potter parody ever, yet full of lulz

Goblet of Fire


Lol, he has Felton's speech patterns down pretty well.

Draco: Hey, Potter! Yes! My father and I agree on one thing! And that's one thing only! There are five classifications of a Wizard. And me? You make up the seventh. ...The one that fucks men.

I like that it makes no sense whatsoever.

But my favorite is:
Ron: You cry every fuckin' movie.
Hermione: I don't cry every movie! If I cried every movie there'd be like.... tear drops from my eyes!
Ron: Bitch, whatever. I'm just trying to tell ya' that when a girl cries excessively it makes her an emo. I mean, Harry's always trying to call you an emo. Right, Harry?
Hermione: (wheeling on him) HARRY, ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL ME AN EMO?!
Harry: (startled) Bitch, I'm trying to go to the bathr-
Hermione: ARE YOU?!
Harry: ..........fuckin' shit.

Order of The Phoenix


Not as amusing as the last one, I think, but there are several moments that bring the lulz:

Harry (to Hermione): What the fuck are you talkin' about? Every time you open your mouth, I hear some accent... ..........I don't believe you can act... serious.


Dumbledore: HARRY, I NEED YOUR HELP!
Harry: ...........I'm alright.
Dumbledore: GOD DAMN IT, HARRY!

This vid has been all over Youtube.

Cutest moment: When the lion first sees them and his mouth drops open a little. Hee, omg.

I want some lion hugs.

Two Reasons Why I Want Kids:






Those British kids are exactly what I want my kids to be like. Their names are Harry and Charlie and they totally remind me of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. LOLOLOLOL

LOL, I am so easily amused.

I only did the bits that sounded the funniest... which included pretty much all of Wuthering Heights and Hamlet and then some random bits because HEE:
*That Wuthering Heights song sounds hilarious
*Rachel's guttural gasps and Leah's grunting Bahahahaha
*All of Hamlet cracks me up. Rachel's cheer and Katelyn' hesitant reassurances are hilarious. It's like two Mufasas chatting
*It improves Katelyn's evil laugh
*In Lotf, when Katelyn screams and it sounds like a loon and we all sound like Ostriches during mating season, LMAO
*I wish we could of altered my audio so that Fate's voice actually sounded like that.

I was bored so I finally posted The English Project on Youtube. It's the Dream Team actin' hammy! (except for Rachel, who's still being annoyingly brilliant):



Lol, in retrospect, this is so, so silly, guys. But, omg, it makes me smile. Mostly because of Rachel whose King Hamlet face never fails to crack my shit up.

Hamlet and our over-acted, over-dramatic production of Wuthering Heights are still my favorite. Lol, Masochistic!Pimp!Edgar for the win. And, Leah, I'm still sorry about how much dirt we had to kick in your face. But, seriously, Rachel coming out of the water makes me LOL.

The Fate part still makes me cringe. It's so obvious I'm trying not to laugh and keep up those stupid accents.

Cast:
Me: Ralph (LotF), Cathy (WH), Fate/Guildenstern (Fate)
Rachel: Winston (1984), Jack (LotF), Edgar (WH), King Hamlet (Hamlet)
Leah: Roger (LotF), Heathcliff (WH), Secretary (Fate)
Katelyn: Simon (LotF), Rosencrantz (Fate), Claudius (Hamlet)
Holly: Big Brother (1984), Piggy (LotF), Random Corpse (Fate), Gertrude (Hamlet)

Evil moustaches and bad English accents for the win!

And because it makes me laugh: Kristin and Brian's 1984 vid
"Rats....I'm afraid of raves!"

Aw, look, Jess, I finally managed to get it up:



I don't know why I find it somewhat embarrassing to watch this.... probably because I was a huge spazz when I made this. Not that three years has changed much in my spazzitude.

I'm so friggin excited as I finally found a way to get my fanvids up on Youtube! *Is too excited to even care about that thin green line that appears way off frame*

So I thought I'd post the RosnGuil vid:



Jess, I think I'm going to put up the swacit one later.

This is how bored I am...
( Harry Potter vidspam! or the archive of visual Remus/Sirius lovin' and other tales )
Some random Firefly-like goodness:
Nathan Fillion kisses Sean Maher
Omg, Sean is Simon. Good lord. And after all the interviews I've seen + this, either Sean's gay or my gaydar is busted. That little giggle and awkward dance thing he does afterwards... *dies from cute*

It seems the more I look into how to go about publishing a book, the sicker and sicker I feel...

P.S. THIS is why I love Pink... when she mocks people, she does it well. Yes, I know this video is months old...but god, do I love it. And I know she's been criticized because it's a little harsh... but that doesn't make it any less true. I meet women like this every day and they make me nuts.

Chase found it necassary to awake me at 2 AM to share with me, Youtube clips of "New Zealand's 4th most popular digi-folk parodists", Flight of the Conchords. The clips speak for themselves.

Albi, the Racist Dragon
Everyone's favorite heartwarming tale about racist dragons. What makes it disturbing is just how perfect Jermaine's voice is for this sort of thing. Mmm, jellybeans
&
Hiphopopotomous vs. Rhymenocerous
"Hoo, they call me the Hiphopopotomous/ my rhymes are bottomless...er..."*takes on vaguely dazed look*

&
Issues
Brett & Jermaine speak/sing on the dangers of this world such as rogue unicorns, cutlery, sneakers, and touching the poor diseased monkies (who really do have enough problems as it is).

"Wha man? whose the man? When's a man a man? Why's it so hard to be a man? Am I a man?...yes...technically... yes."

I only know three things
1) it's 2:30 in the morning
2) they are positively fucking barking mad... completely insane
3) I think I might just love them.

*grins* ...WTF, you guys?